Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a magic lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." "Good!" Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

AFGHANI TV GUIDE

MONDAY

8:00 Husseinfeld

8:30 Mad About Everything

9:00 Suddenly Sanctions

9:30 Murder, Kidnappings, and Car Bombs, She Wrote

10:00 Allah McBeal

TUESDAY

8:00 Wheel of Torture

8:30 Cave Improvement

9:00 Children Are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things

9:30 Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

10:00 Buffy the Yankee-Imperialist-Infidel Slayer

WEDNESDAY

8:00 U.S. Military Secrets Revealed

8:30 When Northern Alliances Attack

9:00 Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread

9:30 Just Shoot Everyone

10:00 Veilwatch

THURSDAY

8:00 Fatalumi Loves Chachi

8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H

9:00 Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses

9:30 My Two Baghdads

10:00 Diagnosis: Heresy

FRIDAY

8:00 One Hour to Live

8:30 Everybody Loves Rahman

9:00 Islamically Incorrect

9:30 Turbans in the City (HBO)

10:00 No-Witnesses News

How Budweiser handles those who laughed at those who died on 11 Sept 01 Thought you'd like to know what happened in a town north of Bakersfield California. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, PA and the Pentagon. September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a town called McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York. He entered the business to find two Arabs whooping and hollering and really cheering it up. It was obvious they were elated with what had happened earlier. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event. He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss told him, "Do you think you could go in there long enough to pull every Budweiser product and item our beverage company sells there? We'll never deliver to them again." The employee walked in, proceeded to pull every single product his beverage company provided and left with an incredible grin on his face. He told them never to other and call for a delivery again. Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice for that community.